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Charo Responds... For Real This Time!

Today I received a reply directly from Charo (rather than a letter from some guy claiming to represent her). She sent me a beautiful, personalized photo!To read my original letter to Charo and to see...

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Lynda Carter Responds

I received a reply from a wonderful woman. Make that Wonder Woman!To see my letter to Lynda Carter and to read her response, click here-->Link

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Guess Who's the Birthday Girl!

Happy birthday to me! I turn 12 years old today. I'd think twice about making any wisecracks about dog years. My bite is worse than my bark.By the way, if you don't know what to get me for my special...

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Congratulations, President-elect Obama!

Dear President-elect Obama,Congratulations on your historic win! I hope my endorsement played a small part in your victory.By the way, I hear you will be getting a puppy for your daughters, Malia and...

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To Billy Bob Thornton

Dear Bad Santa,I got bupkis from the real Santa Claus last year, so this year I'm writing you. Please leave a bottle of gin in my stocking. I've been a very good girl this year, so I think I deserve...

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To Patty Duke

Dear Ms. Duke,Does a hot dog still make you lose control? That sounds kinda dirty.Your friend,Weasel McPuppyP.S. - French fries make me lose control.P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me...

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To Jerry Lewis

Dear Mr. Lewis,I think your pantomime scenes are brilliant. You should shut up more often.Your friend,Weasel McPuppyP.S. - I meant that as a compliment, but I'm not sure it came out right. I really...

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To Julie Andrews

Dear Ms. Poppins,A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, but what if that medicine is insulin? I bet ya didn't think of that, Miss Practically Perfect.Your friend,Weasel McPuppyP.S. - Nannying...

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To Animal Planet

Dear Animal Planet,I watch the Puppy Bowl every year, and I haven't seen a single Maltese. What gives? Are Maltese so awesome they would make the other puppies look bad?Your friend,Weasel McPuppyP.S. -...

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Jerry Lewis Responds

Today I received a reply from Mr. "Hey Laaaaaaaaaady!"To read my letter to Mr. Lewis and to see his fantastic response, click here-->Link

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To Kool-Aid Man

Dear Mr. Kool-Aid Man,Please stop bustin' through my fence. I've rebuilt it four times already; and every time I get it finished, some wise guy yells "Hey, Kool-Aid!" I don't think it's very...

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Animal Planet Responds

This week I received a reply from Animal Planet regarding my letter about Puppy Bowl V.To see my letter to Animal Planet and to read their reply, click here-->Link

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Kool-Aid Man's Spokesperson Responds

Today I received a reply from one of Kool-Aid Man's people. Who knew Kool-Aid Man had people?To read my letter to Kool-Aid Man and to see the response, click here-->Link

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Julie Andrews Responds

Today I received a beautiful photo from a very classy lady--Ms. Julie Andrews.To read my letter to Ms. Andrews and to see her response, click here-->Link

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A Twofer: To Anson Williams and Henry Winkler

Dear Mr. Williams,I heard that Bernie Madoff was just convicted for running a Potsie scheme. How have you been getting away with it all of these years?Your friend,Weasel McPuppyP.S. - Then again, I...

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To the Amazing Kreskin

Dear Mr. Kreskin,I've heard you say that you don't employ stooges or confederates. What about headliners or Yankees?Just wondering,Weasel McPuppyP.S. - I'm not sure your hiring practices are strictly...

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Henry Winkler Responds

Yesterday I received a response from Fonzie! It was cool. How could it not be?To read my original letter to Mr. Winkler and to see his response, click here-->Link

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The Amazing Kreskin Responds

Today I received a response from the Amazing Kreskin. I wonder if he opened my letter or if he divined the contents with the power of his mind.To read my letter to Mr. Kreskin and to see his response,...

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To Joel McHale

Dear Mr. McHale,I'm glad you changed the name of your show from Talk Soup to The Soup, 'cause I'm pretty sure that talk soup would taste like spittle. What does your soup taste like?Your friend,Weasel...

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To Stephanie Miller

Dear Stephanie,Why are you always making jokes about beavers? I don't get it. I can't think of anything less funny than a beaver. I've tried foolin' around with some, and believe me, beavers are all...

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